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By Cooked - 17/07/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that anyone can see your Threads replies to other people. My wife kicked me out of our house because she saw one I made under a high school friend’s gym selfie, saying, “I’d walk 100 miles barefoot through broken glass and rusty nails just to hear dat ass fart on a walkie talkie." FML
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GoogieWithers 22

Did she throw you out because you left a message for another woman or because she was so embarrassed about what you said?

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FluffythePink 21

You're flirting (horribly, creepily) with another woman and moaning that your wife found out and kicked your ***** arse out? Boo ******* hoo...

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FluffythePink 21

You're flirting (horribly, creepily) with another woman and moaning that your wife found out and kicked your ***** arse out? Boo ******* hoo...

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Thaylok 17

And you are throwing a Pity Party because???

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Underscore_foo 5

Grow up dude. You’re a married man, it’s immature and cringe asf commenting or thinking stuff like that.

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copalolita 11

What the actual…. dude that lame pickup line is so 2011. grow up

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GoogieWithers 22

Did she throw you out because you left a message for another woman or because she was so embarrassed about what you said?

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poopface82 19

I’m not sure which is worse, the crassness of this message or the stupidity of it.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

And let me guess: You send messages like this to multiple girls? How's that working out for you?

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mmm1810 22

There’s your first problem, you’re using Threads

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Lffayen 4

I find it hilarious yall are assuming it's flirtingwith a female rather than messing with a male buddy. It could seriously have been a joke from their past.

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