Food for thought

By datgurllllukno - 15/10/2014 06:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I discovered that I climax sooner if I think about pretzels. Yes, pretzels. The food product. I'll never be able to eat them again. FML
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drayloon 50

Don't get all twisted out of shape over it

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brook823 24

What led u to think about pretzels during sex?

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Xeivan 15

Hey, you can't help what turns you on. Sometimes it is only in the heat of the moment. It is only bad (as inconvenient) if you are out in the world and when you see said pretzels. You start to get aroused and/or climax in public.

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chosha_fml 26

I would've thought that was a reason to eat more of them, not to stop eating them.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Clearly you like things twisted and salty. Nothing wrong with that.

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someguyhere 12

If that does it for you... you should try eating one while you doing it.

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