For some reason my roomate left the toliet stopped up. And doesnt...

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By Cappy situation - 02/07/2017 14:16 - United States

For some reason my roomate left the toliet stopped up. And doesnt own a plunger. I emergency had to shit. So I ended up shitting in a reusable bowl, that I threw away, all while trying to avoid eye contact with the dog.

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