For what occasion

By Single Sally - 01/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend of five years finally gave me a ring. Oh no, not an engagement ring. He gave me a ring "to apologize for sleeping with his married coworker." FML
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litttle_miss101 11

That’s when you tell him it’s okay and go get one of those plastic 25 cent rings, put in a ring box so when he opens it you can say something like “and that’s how much you are worth” and walk away

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Mathalamus 24

Too expensive....

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litttle_miss101 11

That’s when you tell him it’s okay and go get one of those plastic 25 cent rings, put in a ring box so when he opens it you can say something like “and that’s how much you are worth” and walk away

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Mathalamus 24

Too expensive....

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bloopaloop 27

You’re an idiot for dating him

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Yemi Adeshokan 4

What the ****? Where did you get that assessment from? Your arsehole?

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Beth Baskett 12

What the actual ******* **** is wrong with you? That is an awful thing to say to her.

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Titan_Slayer 21

Their profile picture is a roll of toilet paper so it's possible.

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Ksweety_fml 27

I hope you left him. obliviously he's not ready to get married

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shannon2348 14

If he's still your boyfriend then I'm having a hard time feeling sorry for you.

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