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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 100
You deserved it 8 881

Same thing different taste

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glassjaw_90 0

See, smoking almost killed you.

DoomJeff91 2

So who ended up throwing the brick further?

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I had this happen to me. Some douchebags at a camp I went to where trying to see who could throw rocks father over a cabin. I was on the other side of the cabin. To make matters worse, the two highly unattractive lesbian first aids at the camp agreed that I didn't need stitches, and put a butterfly stich on. Sideways. So we ended up going to someplace nearby to get stitches put in. I waited five hours, until 3 in the morning, with a bleeding head, to get stitches. I guess coughing was more important than head trama. FML.

Amphysvena 11

way to get in the way of their contest. you need to cut that shit out

ydi for being a skater and going to buy "cigs"

Guitarist45 0

The real FML here is: Today, I was having a brick throwing competition with some of the best brick throwers from the state. They all threw their bricks insanely far so I was nervous. When it finally was my turn I hurled my brick further than ever before, until some idiot blocked my throw with his head. FML

well maybe if you didn't smoke you wouldn't have to go to the gas station which then wouldn't lead to you having 20 stitches!

ydi for smoking if you didn't smoke none of that wouldve happend!

Aww those guys are somewhat at fault because they should know better than to be fooling around and they can really hurt others ! Other than that, please stop smoking..it wont lead you anywhere :) Take care