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By Anonymous - 23/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was expecting two packages containing tools, but only one arrived. Interestingly, it was NOT the one where I had paid extra – for the first time ever – to guarantee delivery today. Now I have a set of bits and no ratchet to turn them. FML
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RichardPencil 30

That's so ratchet. You're screwed (or bolted, depending on the nuts.) Maybe you are cursed with a hex. Like these puns? Socket to me!

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kfchicken 31

well if op payed for a guarantee then they're getting a refund so it definitely could be worse. he'll Amazon has given me free things because of their deliver by guarantee.

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RichardPencil 30

That's so ratchet. You're screwed (or bolted, depending on the nuts.) Maybe you are cursed with a hex. Like these puns? Socket to me!

9 2
Taurus_ChicKa 36

And this is why I despise the post office. The more money they get (in this case, the extra money you paid for shipping), the worse their service is.

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kfchicken 31

well if op payed for a guarantee then they're getting a refund so it definitely could be worse. he'll Amazon has given me free things because of their deliver by guarantee.

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