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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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By Qwizzyk - 24/04/2024 17:00 - Russia - Tula

Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 20:33 - United States

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By horp - 29/09/2015 22:00 - United States - Torrington

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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By anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

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By skating101 - 08/12/2009 02:32 - Canada

Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML

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glassjaw_90 0

Monday 6 July 2009 12:25

See, smoking almost killed you.

DoomJeff91 2

Monday 6 July 2009 14:43

So who ended up throwing the brick further?

Comments

bwinski 19

Monday 6 July 2009 19:11

Wouldn't have happened if u didn't go and get cigarettes.

SuperSpore 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:26

You know, I'm sure that he/she knows that smoking is bad for them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00&feature=related Copy and paste the URL.

abyssion1337 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:27

sue his ass

puppyeyes56 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:28

ydi for smoking.

Lythiaren 8

Monday 6 July 2009 19:31

Yeesh. I bet there wouldn't be so many YDIs if the OP had omitted the cigs and said "went to the gas station". The cigs are irrelevant. He got bricked in the head, guys. FYL, OP. Hope your head heals up quick and there's no brain damage. The guy who threw the brick better be footing your medical bill.

letitrockk 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:34

lol, ever heard of helmet dude?

CallMeHush 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:34

Watch out for the lady running around ripping the band-aids off of stitches, unless you want some more.

fml1222 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:38

maybe if you didnt smoke you wouldn't been hit but who gives a **** im not your mom

Someone_somewere 7

Monday 6 July 2009 19:40

he never said it him in the head

meddude 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:45

he got knocked out, it's sorta implied.

meddude 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:42

i love all the "holier than thou" people in here. they get all "oh smoking's bad", but i'd bet my left nut that each and every one of them have a habit that would get a lot of negative comments. so shut up idiots, unless you want to be judged too.