Love: What are you doing?

What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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You deserved it 9 697

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 876

You deserved it 91 363

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 374

You deserved it 22 632

By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 279

You deserved it 3 781

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 682

You deserved it 25 655

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 857

You deserved it 5 521

On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 897

You deserved it 188

Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 131

By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 971

You deserved it 52 775

Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 518

You deserved it 38 444

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 856

You deserved it 4 480

NStarB 13

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:40

Well, it's not easy to please two women

xSkittle 16

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:44

Why was she pissed off? She saw it was an accident.

Comments

NStarB 13

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:40

Well, it's not easy to please two women

Badluckbobby 12

Sunday 25 August 2013 13:01

Well shit its hard enough to please one.

lonewolf658 6

Sunday 25 August 2013 14:38

It's possible to please one?

golden_warrior 23

Sunday 25 August 2013 15:44

26- Some of us can, bro. Sorry I had too

amberlyyyy 15

Sunday 25 August 2013 16:33

Nah, a girl is never 100% pleased ;)

lonewolf658 6

Sunday 25 August 2013 18:12

#38 I figured

starile 19

Sunday 25 August 2013 20:57

#38, watch the new movie "We're The Millers". There's a stripper with the same name as you and her nickname is Boner Garage. I'm thinking you might be the same person.

Cecil_Baldwin 5

Monday 26 August 2013 8:44

Hah! Hahaha! HA. HA HA HA. WOMEN ARE JUST SOOOO HARD TO PLEASE. AMIRITE FELLAS? IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE HARD-TO-PLEASE MACHINES. NOT EVEN HUMAN.

jondivey 9

Tuesday 27 August 2013 11:34

#67 Teach me your ways.

sweetbabysweet93 10

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:41

You deserve it for assuming she was right there

Damian95 16

Sunday 25 August 2013 16:11

That's harsh. As long as it was an honest mistake, he didn't deserve it. Nor should he be sorry. We are only human.

JustBeingAwesome 22

Sunday 25 August 2013 16:28

That's true. Don't say you never greeted or turn around and talked to/ assumed it was the wrong person.

JustBeingAwesome 22

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:44

Damn... At least you didn't actually kiss her

FML102938 8

Sunday 25 August 2013 18:48

xSkittle 16

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:44

Why was she pissed off? She saw it was an accident.

Jjimen1654 9

Sunday 25 August 2013 15:36

I feel like men have been asking this for ages.

Ambient25 24

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:48

This should remind you to look before doing...

Spider_Web 11

Sunday 25 August 2013 13:41

This reminds me of the FML where the girl in line groped some other lady thinking it was her boyfriend

Lisee92 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 14:43

Yeah, they could've been a good couple

becca717 7

Sunday 25 August 2013 19:55

16, I was just looking through to see if anyone else mentioned that because that's what I thought of too. XD

Eliseopwns 22

Sunday 25 August 2013 21:23

Damn Tyler get your shit together

SamanthaNGoree 10

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:49

I think if it were my boyfriend, I'd probably just laugh it off. It's got to be embarrassing for you, I'm sure she knew it wasn't intentional.

ntd309 14

Sunday 25 August 2013 20:39

#6, The kiss may have been unintentional, but I think his g/f got pissed because OP thought this woman was his g/f. In other words, the g/f thinks : "you mistook that raggedy older woman for me!?!?"

wonderfulrosie 13

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:50

That is really uncalled that she slapped you, I mean you didn't even kiss her. I'm sorry OP, hopefully your girlfriend realized it was an accident.

Queensland 27

Sunday 25 August 2013 15:36

That's why I think this FML is a little exaggerated. There was no need to slap him. At least not yet.

ApollosMyth 22

Sunday 25 August 2013 16:03

Yea, but some people have then tendency to freak out way too early.

starile 19

Sunday 25 August 2013 21:08

#31, you mean to say if some random-ass guy at the mall turns to kiss you out of nowhere, with no apparent consideration for your personal boundaries, you'll just stand there and take it? Remember, slapping is a way quicker reflex than reasoning with someone.

Wizardo 33

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:58

As I said before, I find looking around and being aware of your surroundings before doing anything is really, really helpful...

chanelvander 7

Sunday 25 August 2013 13:03

If you've explained that you didn't know and she was still pissed, then there's a serious problem. If she didn't know; well, she should still give you the benefit of the doubt before getting mad.