Health, Insects and Scary: Freak out

Freak out

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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Shared towel

By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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Disgusting

By SnotScrubber - 05/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML

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WHO ARE YOU?

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 13:39 - Australia

Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

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Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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By rb - 01/05/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML

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Bubbles

By soapgirl - 13/08/2009 16:07 - Philippines

Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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wowfmlife 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:00

Gooey+legs=....caterpillar? I don't really get what it was or why it was on your head after a shower, but that's sick

Volcan_fml 22

Monday 17 January 2011 4:39

But what the fxck was it!?

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lol_seriously 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:46

DUUUUUUUUDE alien vs predator on your face!

thequeenofscots 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:47

15: Yep, it's a legend. It was started by a computer columnist in 1993 that wanted to prove that people would believe anything they read on the internet. Also, spiders have very sensitive hairs on their legs that alert them of movement. The breath issuing from a person's mouth or nose would be enough to tell them to steer clear of that particular opening.

elemenopyqrstuv 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:49

the only gooey thing I can think of would be a slug... but slugs don't have legs.

faint_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:53

#10: This is what FML was created for. Shit just like this.

blablabla18_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:57

Your Mom's a legend.

arienh4 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:58

@25 Exactly. Just because most stuff on this website is crap doesn't mean it's supposed to be that way.

pasiphae9 5

Monday 1 June 2009 0:08

What on earth is both gooey and has legs? :O ALIEN ENCOUNTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

kingbeau 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:10

23... hmmmm... but if you're saying you can't believe what you read on the internet... on the internet... then you must be lying... but if you're lying, then I can believe what I read on the internet... but if I can believe you, then you must be lying... bugger...