Health, Insects and Scary: Freak out

Freak out

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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Shared towel

By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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Disgusting

By SnotScrubber - 05/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML

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WHO ARE YOU?

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 13:39 - Australia

Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

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Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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By rb - 01/05/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML

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Bubbles

By soapgirl - 13/08/2009 16:07 - Philippines

Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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wowfmlife 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:00

Gooey+legs=....caterpillar? I don't really get what it was or why it was on your head after a shower, but that's sick

Volcan_fml 22

Monday 17 January 2011 4:39

But what the fxck was it!?

Comments

badgirl842 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 11:49

wait, what the heck kind of creepy-crawly THING is gooey and has legs?! when you said "legs", i thought spider, but then when you said "gooey" i thought snail. is there such a thing as a spnail? or a snider? creepy.

XxCoolPersonxX 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 8:33

44: what bug has legs an antenna and a hard shell?!o.0 OP: WTF is that supposed to be? a snale tht used plastic surgery to get legs?!

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:48

What is gooey, has legs & crawls on your face? Answer me this wise people of FML.

849201 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 12:55

what is supposed to be gooey and have legs at the same time...?

smartalek 2

Monday 30 May 2011 16:47

OKAY. even if we don't eat spiders while asleep, food products are allowed a certain amount of bugs and bug pieces inside. so yes, you have all eaten a bug. now SHH