Freakout

By itssdianaa - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was home alone, and I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0

it was actually a burgler diguised as a gas company worker. so good job

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glider23 0

That's when you grab the twelve gauge. Well, at least, I do.

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freshcoru 0

Are you guys stupid? Get a dog. and no. Not a tiny chihuahua or pomeranian. I'm talking German Shepard or St. Bernard big. Damn

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ianmagnus 0

How about glancing out the window first?

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boko_fml 3

Shouldn't they have knocked on your door and informed you first before invading your property?

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blahfreakinblah 0

stoner....

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x3molover 0

haha! fail! try looking outside BEFORE you call the cops xD

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awesomenessgirl 0

that happend to me before although I didn't call the cops. I agree it's not fun and it does sound like someone is breaking in.

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EpicFail1520 16

Why would you assume someone was breaking in by coming through the gate? Paranoia much? I don't mean to be a bitch, but damn.

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nyf137 20

Hmm do people usually start walking in to your backyard for no reason? That's not usual where I come from...

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Sexy_Kisses14 8

They would have been in the icu.. I hate cops!

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SinfulEnd 20

shouldn't he have knocked first?

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ballkrusher14 8

R u mental? Cuz that was retarded, bullets travel faster than cops can arrive. MURICA!

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