Miscellaneous: Freakout

Freakout

By meee - 13/01/2010 00:55 - United States

Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML

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You deserved it 23 543

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 397

You deserved it 27 913

By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 097

You deserved it 3 292

By wrecked - 11/01/2010 13:43 - United States

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 621

You deserved it 3 570

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 883

You deserved it 2 558

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 313

You deserved it 6 197

Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 456

You deserved it 3 751

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 851

You deserved it 42 495

By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 321

You deserved it 3 389

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 082

You deserved it 9 583

You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 271

You deserved it 3 640

cheque_please 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:05

oops. you were right to worry though

whatevershesaid 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:06

Ouch. Good job for being scared though. Creeps are common.

Comments

b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 10:29

YDI for being a -total idiot-. Why would you run on icy sidewalks? So that you could fall, injure yourself, and the 'creeper' you were trying to get away from could get out, grab you and shove you in the car then drive away?

kozmikstarz 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 10:35

Why does it seem like there is another "I slipped on ice...FML." every other time FML updates? It's getting kinda old already.

waterynuggets 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 11:09

Not to mention this site always has FML topic trends.

DanielleTheOne 3

Wednesday 13 January 2010 11:29

u noticed that too?? it was starting to creep me out O_o

riku3220 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 14:34

She fell and couldn't get up...

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 14:37

You fail. Your husband wins.

IAMLALA 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 14:43

fml isnt suppose to be some horrible life changing event. its an embrassing moment. obviously this was an embrassing moment for this lady.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:38

Paranoid much?

skyttlz 32

Friday 6 May 2011 4:52

better safe than sorry

dochoc_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:09

do you run from every truck?

AliceC_fml 3

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:50

u were right to be concerned about being followed by an unfamiliar car, but you shouldn't have tried to run. cross to the other side of the street and then start walkig the other way. lol