Miscellaneous: Freakout

Freakout

By meee - 13/01/2010 00:55 - United States

Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 533

You deserved it 23 543

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 397

You deserved it 27 913

By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 097

You deserved it 3 292

By wrecked - 11/01/2010 13:43 - United States

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 621

You deserved it 3 570

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 883

You deserved it 2 558

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 313

You deserved it 6 197

Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 456

You deserved it 3 751

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 851

You deserved it 42 495

By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 321

You deserved it 3 389

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 082

You deserved it 9 583

You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 271

You deserved it 3 640

cheque_please 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:05

oops. you were right to worry though

whatevershesaid 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:06

Ouch. Good job for being scared though. Creeps are common.

Comments

jcpt1984 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:04

I would have done the same thing! Good thing it WAS your husband and not some random creep!

lortay2468_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:57

u should of looked who was in it

deathletterr 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:06

Why is this an FML? He WASN'T trying to rape you, it WASN'T some creep, and your husband got a new car. He spooked you and you fell on ice, oh, nooo, **** your life!

GooberGuy 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:27

We can all learn something from this.Don't run where there is ice.

roryriddle 5

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:45

ok i love how no one who reads these understands half of them. shes saying FML because she was running from a car that turned out to be her husband. in the process she fell. the irony here is obvious. she didnt think her husband was trying to rape her. sheesh. FYL but im sory i woulda laughed it off =]

jmeg_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:51

why have so many people said you deserved it to this? if i were being slowly followed by a car i'd be a little creeped out too. yeah, so running especially with ice around is a little silly, but still.

delfino1604 24

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:47

because she could have easily turned around looked at the driver and said... oooh thats my husband! annnnd theeeen who say's that she's so special that someone would follow her on a streeeet