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Freud intensifies

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 12:00

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Today, I’ve been writing a novel, so I had my brother read it. He pointed out that the heroine's lover, who she hates most of the time but has hot nasty sex with, pretty much describes our dad. I based the heroine on me, so now I want to be sick every time I read the sex scenes I wrote. FML

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Book club gone wild!

By TheWriter - 01/09/2017 04:30

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Today, during a family gathering, my mom, grandmother, and aunts started talking about an erotic novel they're all reading on Amazon. My cousin asked for the writer's name and I heard my pseudonym in response. My entire family is reading my horribly-written porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 15:43 - India - Mumbai

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Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

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By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

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Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML

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Give it to me, Sheldon!

By oh lord - 27/05/2012 16:06 - Canada - Oshawa

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

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The book of revelations

By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

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Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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By serialkillingex - 07/05/2013 07:45 - Netherlands

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML

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By pardon my English :$ - 09/08/2013 22:53 - France

Today, I let a friend read a draft of the novel I'm writing. She claimed the antagonist is blatantly based on her, and threatened to sue me if I don't pay her royalties. The antagonist is an ancient, insane goblin witch. I guess I see now how this confusion could arise. FML

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Reminder

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 22:00

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Today, my wife refuses to sleep with me anymore because it turns out I’m the spitting image of her dad when he abandoned the family when she was a 10. Even I think the resemblance is spooky but now she can’t even think of sex with me without feeling physically sick. FML

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Daddy

By Anonymous - 07/06/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I have come to accept that my girlfriend has such obvious daddy issues that I can only turn her on by dressing/acting/sounding like him, but not too obviously because if she realises that’s what I’m doing, she screams, “I do not want to have sex with my dad!” then starts crying. FML

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By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

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Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 13 April 2022 14:29

Electra Complex much? Let's hope your dad doesn't read this!

mattiagardin 15

Wednesday 13 April 2022 12:49

As of the premise didn't already sound awful lol

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 13 April 2022 12:12

Sigmund Freud's ghost is asking why you want to **** your dad.

mattiagardin 15

Wednesday 13 April 2022 12:49

As of the premise didn't already sound awful lol

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 13 April 2022 13:40

Sounds like you have a future in **** scriptwriting.

poopface82 19

Wednesday 13 April 2022 13:41

If I were you, I’d take the parts of the story I like best, start over and run with them.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 13 April 2022 14:29

Electra Complex much? Let's hope your dad doesn't read this!

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