**** off

By guessnot - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML
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carry_on 19

You should of punched him in his sonic screwdriver...

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Mirorbo 26

The irony of this FML is overwhelming...

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Damn hipsters are at it again. First Big Bang Theory... And now Dr. Who?! EXTERMINATE!!!

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BigDogMatt 13

Hipsters über suck but are still better than emo's!

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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

You know what else uber sucks? Illiteracy. -.-

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cheertrombonist 9

well ****. girl, ain't nobody got time fo him if he ain't got no time fo no Docter!

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setsuna9 25

Ouch. He's in denial and definitely not worth your time!

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AllegroRubato 16

What an asshole! But at least you found out before making a mistake and getting into some sort of relationship.

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BigSexy123 11

*bangs head against nearby wall repeatedly*

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perdix 29

If you see a guy wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt, don't go quoting "The Communist Manifesto" to him. Just say, "Yeah, I can't wait for his next CD to drop."

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charvisioku 22

Ah, so he's like those dipshit girls who wear jumpers with "GEEK" written on them even though they've never opened a book or passed a test in their lives. People like this need to be set on fire and thrown off a cliff. Thank god you found out how much of a tit this guy is now rather than getting somewhere with him THEN realising. Dodged a hipster bullet there, m'dear.

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