**** off

By guessnot - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML
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carry_on 19

You should of punched him in his sonic screwdriver...

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Mirorbo 26

The irony of this FML is overwhelming...

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ulissey_fml 22

Somebody P'Lease Box him ! Hope you'll find a nice guy to help you Nurse your pride back.

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dildite 7

You should run up to him kiss him then sack him laugh,Kiss him again and leave

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Champignon_fml 19

I would've told him he should have gotten a shirt spelling "RETARDIS" instead.

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Huey_Freeman 4

I can smell the stench of douchebag on that guy through the internet.

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ulquiorra102 10

Well that sucks. OP, just move on, he's obviously not worth your time.

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JustAGirlOnFML 11

He probably has no clue what Doctor Who is and just thought the Tardis shirt was cool (￣Д￣)ﾉ

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Hellostarshine92 10

Nono, you did it all wrong. You go all River Song and be like, "Hello Sweetie..."

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DanielleinDC 33

As you purse your lips slicked with hallucinogenic lipstick.

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M3L15S 1

He's terrible. Go find another Rory ;)

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