Gang violence

By fattysonparade - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

We have Middle Schools in the UK? Ok, well, I'll go with that. But what ages are kids at Middle School? Back on topic - too many kids in this country are cocky little sods, just ignore them. You are at least doing exercise, so you don't worry about what they think. You don't even know them.

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Charlie194 0

At least you were cycling and trying to lose weight :( respect for that :)

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evilpieboy 0

i was just in middle school amd that is definitly something they would say lmao

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EvilDave 13

And the proper reply "When the lot of you grow up, half of you will be heavier than I am."

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kuntageous 0

hahahaha. kids say the darnest things. favorites!

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EvilDave 13

OP is trying to lose weight. Riding a bicycle and all that. What are you doing to improve your personality, reading comprehension, and grammar?

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TCoop1515 0

unfortunately, I'm very thin, but if they did that to me I would ram their ass with that bike then shove the little potlickers in a microwave.

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xXpeachesXx 0

F their life for being stupid and still having bells on their bike at like 13 years old. they aren't 5.

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xcarxcrashx 9

what middle school aged kids have bells on their bikes?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

"Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today So look out for those beauties, oh yeah!" -Queen

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boringday123 7

u shouldve beat them up. they cant be that tough if they have bells on their bikes

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