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By not sexy anymore - 28/07/2020 05:01

Today, my boyfriend asked why I’ve been so grumpy lately. When I told him it’s because our relationship has been severely lacking in intimacy, he sighed heavily and said, “Ugh, fine, let’s just get it over with!” Gee, thanks babe. FML

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By Passive ass aggressor - 08/04/2021 02:00

Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML

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Can't be arsed, to be honest

By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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Empathy Man

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 02:02

Today, I told my man I was feeling a lack of emotional closeness and dialogue in our relationship. I'd hoped for a comeback like, "So what do you need in order to change that?" Or even, "Aw, come here, let's cuddle!" Instead, I got a simple, "I don't." FML

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Love is…

By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 04:25 - Denmark - Frederiksberg

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

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Alexa, play "Rent" by Pet Shop Boys

By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 08:01

Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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Bottom of the list

By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 07:59

Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML

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Couple of issues

By Anonymous - 03/10/2023 20:00

Today, my boyfriend confessed the reason we haven’t been intimate in months is because he can’t get it up unless he is drunk. I’ve been refusing to get intimate when he’s drunk because it’s not enjoyable and mostly painful, but I still have needs. FML

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Serves no purpose

By I need cuddles - 26/08/2019 20:00

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML

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Hangryko 29

Tuesday 28 July 2020 6:25

What's with this recent influx of FMLs of men hating sex? Pandemic fatigue? Something else? Sorry you're going through this, OP. It's time to have a serious discussion with him.

RockstarBW 7

Tuesday 28 July 2020 7:15

time to get real and tell him exactly what you are missing and hope he can deliver as well. also take responsibility for your shit to. quit beating around the bush and maybe your bush will be happier.

Comments

bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 28 July 2020 5:08

Hittin the ice cream more than the gym in quarantine, have you?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 July 2020 6:00

Sounds like the beginning of the worst porno ever. Instead of bringing in the smooth jazz saxophone, cue up the sad trombone. Wahh-waaaaaahhh!

Hangryko 29

Tuesday 28 July 2020 6:25

What's with this recent influx of FMLs of men hating sex? Pandemic fatigue? Something else? Sorry you're going through this, OP. It's time to have a serious discussion with him.

bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 28 July 2020 15:35

Because sitting at home screwing while making bank on unemployment is all a lot of people are doing these days

[email protected] 6

Tuesday 28 July 2020 21:14

Honestly i prefer to stay alone. This pandemic taught me a lot.

RockstarBW 7

Tuesday 28 July 2020 7:15

millsjoshua949 12

Tuesday 28 July 2020 20:07

Isn't that your first clue that something is seriously wrong with your relationship?

Tristan Nichols 8

Wednesday 29 July 2020 0:43

When guys complain about not getting any they’re selfish assholes, but when women complain about the exact same thing the guy isn’t treating her right.