Scary and Work: Get them away from me - FML

Get them away from me

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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By Ploeboi - 04/08/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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People never learn

By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Katrin - 30/10/2011 19:13 - Norway

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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Freakout

By SheaLili - 07/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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Ownord_fml 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 18:54

Do you work in a bank ? ^^

riotshields 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:24

YDI for thinking you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns.

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Leftieswillrule 3

Tuesday 8 February 2011 20:41

you used to get it in your fishnets, now you only get it in your nightdress...

lulu121893 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 20:52

Ugh.! Sucks.!! Hate clowns...

MyDogTastesBad 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 21:20

Watch IT by Stephen King. maybe you'll get a general idea.

IcyJack 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 21:52

My god, so many people became afraid of clowns after watching that movie. Thank Mr. King.

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:59

Strangely enough, I was terrified of regular clowns when I was little. It was IT that got me over the fear & now I absolutely love all types of clowns. 

areyouforcereal 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:13

Sounds like my worst nightmare...O.o

swift07 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:26

I hate clowns -_- once I was leaving a target and all these clowns in a car waved at me 0_o I guess they were on their way to some party I don't know lol

Bobby64 29

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:48

This could make for a real interesting illustrated FML... I imagine a bunch of clowns coming out of a little car and mugging a guy.

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:13

So you were assaulted in your workplace but instead of filing a police report, you've decided posting on FML is the appropriate action to take? If this is truly the case you absolutely deserve what you got.

tjx2 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:13

this is NOT a fml worth moment.

Gummybears4life 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:58

Homie don't do that.

Kyle33860 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:59

This leaves so many unanswered questions.

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