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that's why you don't marry fat people.
ahahahahaha
wait a min.OP is dumb for several reasons. if he had the words printed on each MM then he shud have stop the woman before she ate it all. if he had a letter printed on each one then that dumb too even so, how was it in order for her to see the phrase. and finally m&ms u dnt deserve a wife for that attempt.
1: That's not your picture. Sooo that's really creepy.
^ Because I just asked the girl in that picture if she had an FML account and she doesn't. Sooooo again. Creepy.
#1 changed the picture...
Men cannot compete with chocolate.
Seriously? Unless you bought jumbo M&Ms, how could she have possibly read them, anyway?
haha seriously. unless each m&m had a letter on it. even then, the person wouldn't have thought of the possibility they were special m&ms unless they were told. they may have noticed the odd one here and there with an a or an e, but they probably would have eaten most of them by that point. OP should be happy tho, it really isn't a wonderful way to propose so now they have another chance
I thought it was W&Ws was it reading it upside down the whole time?
hahaha
Google "personalized M&M".
why didn't you tell her to look at them??!!
fat because sheet eats m&ms WTF gtfo troll
she* ******* iPod auto correct
stfu & gtfo :)
^win hahahahaha
It would have been funnier if everybody got cancer and died.
YDI. How often do you read M&Ms before eating them?
I do if it's not out of a vending machine.
I always check to make sure there are no W's or 3's before I eat my M&Ms
Don't forget those E's god forbid if you ate an E.
you sir are an idiot...really a proposal with m&ms? I suppose its better than what I got. my man said "how would you feel if I told you I didnt want to be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore?"...
afallingstar, I feel sorry for "your man" for being with a stuck up bitch like you. At first you look down on OP's proposal idea, when it is actually a sweet way to do it (much better than most people's), then you continue to diss your own fiancehusband. OP, YDI. Not that this is such a terrible thing, just order some more or think of some other way to propose. If anything this'll be a funny story to tell her and the kids.
I think the proposal idea was cute!! and it's the though that counts anyways!!!
your dumbass fault for not telling her most people are used to seeing them with all M's on em! derpaderp
I completely agree. If you're forward, you're more likely to get what you want, OP. But no. You tried to be unique (stupid way of being unique IMO) and it backfired. YDI. Also, I don't think I know anyone who looks at what's written on their M&Ms. You should have told her to stop or to read them.
who reads M&Ms?
Exactly what I was thinking.
I like that idea, OP. Very cute :) Still, sorry about her eating them all. Did you leave her alone while she ate them? If not, when they started to get low and she still didn't notice, you probably should have pointed it out.
I agree, a very cute idea but you should have made it clear they needed to be read with a note or something
Jup, it really was a sweet gesture. Literally. Much better than the other proposals on FML. But OP should better have said that there was something special with the m&m's. I would put them all together in my mouth if no one said something.
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why didn't you tell her to look at them??!!
The fortune cookies are niftier.