Get them away from me

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
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riotshields 4

YDI for thinking you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns.

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uncbballwins 0

I really don't see how people are so afraid of clowns..

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kedaboo 0

I'm afraid of clowns but that is hilarious

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ifyouseekamy666 0

I'm not afraid of clowns but I'm afraid of balloons so I guess I'm afraid of clowns that have balloons... Anyways this FML made me giggle tehe :3

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bmiller2047 0

fluorescent adolescent? i love that song :)

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tona01 16

i'm afraid of clowns since i saw IT when i was little

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theian01 3

McDonnalds has a clown. Maybe multiple Ronalds attached him.

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robotnhi 0

im not afraid of clowns i just hate them. really hate them!

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hombrepollo 0

me too I couldn't go pee for a year after I saw IT.

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gamercanadian 11

I'm afraid of clowns and dolls lol after seeing the movie Child's play when I was like 6 yrs old.

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whatcase 16

hahaha maybe you was on mushrooms or somethin

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hopelessxdesign 5

wow, sorry but you both fail...it would be "maybe you were on mushrooms" in the past tense, and "maybe you are on mushrooms" in the present tense.

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ieatbebies 0

ok mrs i know everything thx for the lesson i dont think she was correcting him

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krysxkatastrophe 14

What did I tell you about staying away from them Juggalos!?!

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WickedClownMCL 1

Yea sorry we got the wrong guy... MMFWCL

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WhiteZoneRedZone 6

All those pies in the office fridge should have tipped you off.

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hickgirl1994 0

prity sure ya made this up

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DocBastard 38

Are ya? Are ya prity sure? And how can ya be so sure? Do you work with OP? No. Are you a clown? No. Did you organise the attack? No. Are you breaking the commenting rules by yelling "fake"? Yes. Do you deserve to have a clown shoe up your ass? **** yes.

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ShadyFTW1 0

Lol nice doc. But better a clown shoe then a beer bottle like that poor bastard in your picture xD

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IcyJack 7

Hear ye, hear ye, the word of DocBastard. *obligatory chorus*

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leprachaun405 0

all hail the might doc!!

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Acousticpixie14 6

Seriously people. That is not the shape of a beer bottle! Looks more like a Coke bottle...

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Imagirll 3

big deal. their clowns. WHOOP DE DOO! not.

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docscientist 9

Thanks for transporting me back to the 90s.

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