Get them away from me

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 991
You deserved it 3 753

Same thing different taste

Top comments

riotshields 4

YDI for thinking you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns.

Comments

uncbballwins 0

I really don't see how people are so afraid of clowns..

I'm afraid of clowns but that is hilarious

ifyouseekamy666 0

I'm not afraid of clowns but I'm afraid of balloons so I guess I'm afraid of clowns that have balloons... Anyways this FML made me giggle tehe :3

bmiller2047 0

fluorescent adolescent? i love that song :)

i'm afraid of clowns since i saw IT when i was little

theian01 3

McDonnalds has a clown. Maybe multiple Ronalds attached him.

robotnhi 0

im not afraid of clowns i just hate them. really hate them!

me too I couldn't go pee for a year after I saw IT.

I'm afraid of clowns and dolls lol after seeing the movie Child's play when I was like 6 yrs old.

hahaha maybe you was on mushrooms or somethin

hopelessxdesign 5

wow, sorry but you both fail...it would be "maybe you were on mushrooms" in the past tense, and "maybe you are on mushrooms" in the present tense.

ok mrs i know everything thx for the lesson i dont think she was correcting him

What did I tell you about staying away from them Juggalos!?!

WhiteZoneRedZone 6

All those pies in the office fridge should have tipped you off.

hickgirl1994 0

Are ya? Are ya prity sure? And how can ya be so sure? Do you work with OP? No. Are you a clown? No. Did you organise the attack? No. Are you breaking the commenting rules by yelling "fake"? Yes. Do you deserve to have a clown shoe up your ass? **** yes.

ShadyFTW1 0

Lol nice doc. But better a clown shoe then a beer bottle like that poor bastard in your picture xD

Hear ye, hear ye, the word of DocBastard. *obligatory chorus*

leprachaun405 0
Acousticpixie14 6

Seriously people. That is not the shape of a beer bottle! Looks more like a Coke bottle...

Imagirll 3

big deal. their clowns. WHOOP DE DOO! not.

Thanks for transporting me back to the 90s.