GET UP

By hottygirl905 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
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ambowew 7

Well, what are you waiting for? GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!

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qwaszxwesdxc 0

Water you waiting for? Pee what I did there? But I'm not just kidneying around.

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ReesieBanana21 12

U have a very twisted mind. But only kewl people have that... Right?

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Fishfanatic 7

You should drink WAY more than 4 glasses of water a day as a matter of course not just as a remedy for an infection . I wouldn't be surprised if too little water was one of the underlying reasons for your kidney infection in the first place. I drink 3 litres a day every day, I have never had such an infection, nor a UTI, nor cystitis.

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False_Stupidity 41

The instruction was 4 glasses before bed, not per day.

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linnie_wesker 20

At least your mom cares.

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Wickedjr89 4

That truly sucks! Sorry, hope it clears up soon! At least your mother is taking good care of you, albeit in a slightly annoying, and kinda funny way when you look back on it. At least she cares :) That's a good thing.

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IvyPalin 7

FYL for the medical problems and FYL to your mom who has to get up every 2 hours and monitor your urine cycle

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thatshannah 4

At least you're not in the hospital for it! I had to be put in the hospital for mine

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Artures_way1 23

I had a kidney transplant 12 years ago. I know how you feel, I need to drink a LOT of water and if I feel the need to pee I'm not supposed to hold it in and go do it,right away.

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