GET UP

By hottygirl905 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
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ambowew 7

Well, what are you waiting for? GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!

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qwaszxwesdxc 0

Water you waiting for? Pee what I did there? But I'm not just kidneying around.

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justmyluck007 0

sounds like something my mom would say if I ever have a kidney infection.

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jenniferchaify 11

You should be grateful for having a great mom!

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conqueror57 11

Eff your mom's life for having to wake up every two hours to wake you up to pee. Learn to set an alarm and wake yourself up.

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shrdlu 28

I'd agree this is an FML but: 1) This situation is only temporary 2) It looks like you'll be recovered soon 3) You have a mother who cares 4) The next time you're sick with anything, you can ask yourself whether it's as bad as that time you had the kidney infection

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Fonze13 0

I would not like to be your mother staying up all night having to remind you

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AliceLockehart 18

I get really bad kidney infections & UTI's all the time, it sucks big time. I've been hospitalized cause of it on many occasions. Hope you feel better soon OP :)

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poseidon5213 2

at least she cares some mothers would just let you die

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merko 8

that sucks. just make sure you go pee before your kidneys explode and you die

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mscat 0

Cranberry juice- best antibiotic for this

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KendratheUnicorn 0

Cranberry juice helps to prevent, not heal.

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