Intimacy: Gift for you

Gift for you

By safetyfirst - 14/07/2010 15:17 - Taiwan

Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2019 18:00

Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan, so I got her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30

Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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By PentiumBawls8 - 20/01/2010 22:38 - United States

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

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By Miguel - 20/08/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML

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By notthatkinkyanyway - 13/11/2011 12:46 - China

Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML

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By TheEnglishOne - 23/01/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 19:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML

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No sex for you

By oops - 03/07/2021 13:59

Today, I gave my mom a shirt as a birthday present. Apparently, she already had the exact same shirt, so asked me for the receipt so she could return it and get a different one. When she read the receipt, she grounded me. I forgot I bought a box of condoms when I bought the shirt. FML

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You deserved it 989

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 15:21 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML

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yourlifesucksyui 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:06

you couldn't tell?

perdix 29

Wednesday 14 July 2010 20:02

She was probably disappointed that all you offered her were mini-condoms. Doesn't say much about what you're packing. Next time, visit Texas and bring her back some of our local condoms. You may not live up to that "everything's bigger in Texas" slogan, but it pays to advertise ;)

Comments

wert1996 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 3:41

Well... op bet talking to your professor will never be the same again

conniebaby67 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 3:52

thats just funny stuff

Mumbellosity711 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 5:18

what's a condom?

HaxivX 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 5:22

I had Thai Chicken Today! And I am not Canadian surprisingly. But I'm Spanish, Slovak, German, Finnish, And Polish! HAHHAGAHAGAHhhh! It's Amazzing!!

Trixies100 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 6:36

she's like u wanna bump nnastys!?!?

veilinne 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 10:43

If it makes you feel any better, that sounds wicked cute. n_n

bacondude 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 17:34

you should have saved face by saying "uhhh me love you long time!!" :D

leftyharris 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 21:01

68 is hot eh?

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Friday 16 July 2010 0:35

this would be an fml depending on your and your prof's gender.

thatsrugged 2

Friday 16 July 2010 2:32

sounds like a win no matter how you look at it. Your promoting safe sex now do us all a favor n find the illegal mexicans soaking up welfare in the united states with their multiple children and hand your taiwan condoms to them