Love: Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program....

By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30

Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By tampondealer - 09/11/2009 18:42 - Canada

Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML

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By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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inkstains 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:14

#8: "there must be a reason for the abroad program" Yeah, women ONLY travel and go to school to get laid. Right. I'm sure there IS a reason, but it's likely that sex is not her main goal.

marris 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:36

If you can't take a joke, why'd you give her the condoms in the first place. Seriously, think about a suitcase - who would put condoms on top of their clothes and not in one of the pockets for little items.

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LMFAOsabrina 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:32

After she comes back, find that condom pack and check if any are missing :D

deathmajestic 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:37

i niether know nor care what that girl is thinking but i do know that shes getting laid. so you might as well to

Emika_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:35

Maybe she took it with her as a reminder of you.... but I second #1 ;)

jjessen 20

Thursday 28 February 2013 3:29

If I were OP, I would have taken the condoms so when she arrived at her destination, she wouldn't be able to get laid without going out and buying more, if getting laid while studying abroad was on her list of things to do

ToxicTyrael 26

Wednesday 11 March 2015 21:22

#99 Whether she pays for them or not. Cheating is cheating!

donttread22 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:58

I 69 #1, with that said pack of condoms. LOL jk

IndigoKitty 3

Tuesday 3 March 2009 13:27

Hmm, to be honest, doesn't sound like the kind of thing people take with them for reminders of people. I'd be worried.

Good_old_Grim 8

Tuesday 3 March 2009 13:38

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teentee401 36

Sunday 11 January 2015 17:02

Have fun being alone forever. Great attitude about relationships you have there

ToxicTyrael 26

Wednesday 11 March 2015 21:24

I applaude #101 #5 You are an asshole !

ByFender_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 13:40

maybe you should throw her away...

phantasm 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 13:47

it was a silly joke, whether or not.

King_of_Kings 3

Tuesday 3 March 2009 13:56

DUDE. DUMP HER RIGHT NOW! she's gonna cheat on you. those condoms arent a reminder type of thing. a picture of you is a reminder. this is an abroad college which is outside the country most of the time. you gotta get out now before you get cheated on. Trust Me! you dont want that type of girl. there must be a reason for the abroad program. think about it. it would be easier for her to cheat if she is in another country. do what you want but i suggest you Get Out Now!

inkstains 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:14

#8: "there must be a reason for the abroad program" Yeah, women ONLY travel and go to school to get laid. Right. I'm sure there IS a reason, but it's likely that sex is not her main goal.