Work and Animals: Giving up

I believe it is time for men to switch roles with women at least for the next century. It's been a male-dominated society for too long. *goes back to lounging around while women work*

jflatt 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 5:13

wow mine too

p90x 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 6:52

If your husband has fathered two cats, that should be a dealbreaker.

JiNx_Me 0

Monday 7 June 2010 14:36

lol...nice

chrissyvixen 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 8:26

what a good guy! taking care of the kittycats for you and stuff lllooooollllllll

GailLeeRussell 2

Sunday 20 February 2011 21:24

Now would be the perfect time to make a baby. He's the one that wants to stay home, right?

AvikC818 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:47

It's all about the pussy

AFuckinCrocodile 6

Monday 22 August 2011 9:31

Make him make YOU a sandwich lol Take advantage of the situation OP!

babyzann 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 17:43

Tell him you decided to be single!

Hilljack3 2

Monday 26 December 2011 15:46

Wow! That's a fail. Major fail.

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