Food, Scams and Money: Go to jail, donut pass go

Go to jail, donut pass go

By Golden~ - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML

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Jacobt24 19

Wednesday 1 June 2011 16:05

I always wondered why schools say they need more money -_-

cherrybitches 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 16:05

report her

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yahtzeesouls 12

Tuesday 12 April 2016 22:57

Yeah, you can totally get her suspended for that. Using school funds on personal use is against the law.

marchbunny 6

Friday 15 April 2016 21:37

Isn't that embezzlement?

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