Good job

By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
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Calingaladha 21

You're supposed to tout your strengths in an interview...but you shouldn't literally toot your own horn.

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fhksuaifk 16

At least you can interview at Exxon now. You know everything about gas.

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DToast 19

Should've waited until the interview was over. YDI

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MandieL 27

Passing gas is a natural thing. And it's not like you can always control when you need to fart. It's unfortunate that it smelt, but people need to stop acting like farting is such a bad thing. At least OP tried not to let it affect the interviewer.

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rachelthelime_fml 29

Agreed. My primary school teacher used to yell at whoever farted in class for 'not controlling their body'. I always thought that was ******* stupid, sometimes they just slip! Personally I think OP was being considerate by choosing to hold the fart until the interviewer left.

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Kramer1998 20

Problem is that it is disgusting, i don't want to smell other peoples butts! That's why we don't fart in public, no one wants to smell that

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MandieL 27

No one wants to go around smelling people's farts, but sometimes it happens. You've never had a time where you had a has bubble that hurt so bad you needed to fart to release the pressure. You'd rather suffer in agony than maybe offend someone by farting?

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Bunnyluver 20

I think it can actually kill you if you hold it in.

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fhksuaifk 16

At least you can interview at Exxon now. You know everything about gas.

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jerseygirl94 11

A fart is a normal bodily function, it shouldn't stop you from getting the job if you meet all the other requirements.

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domolovesyoshi 33

They might get the job but might not want to, out of embarrassment

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kindasortayeah 25

Why didn't you just go to the bathroom when he went? At least then you could have farted in there and it wouldn't have been weird.

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khadishja 12

you might not get the job, but at least you got rid of the gass.

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lonelyincrowd 11

I thought females cannot fart they push out rainbow's candies and babies

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Calingaladha 21

You're supposed to tout your strengths in an interview...but you shouldn't literally toot your own horn.

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its808time 6

Real question is why didn't the interviewer wait until after the interview... You must have been boring him OP

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Bearsmomma 30

Some people have medical issues that prevent it. A former boss of mine has an enlarged prostate and he went VERY often. He flat COULD NOT wait. Also, someone prone to UTIs should not risk an infection to avoid inconveniencing someone. When you gotta go, you gotta go, and every single person can relate. Nothing wrong with having people wait just a few moments.

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Fmlreadermostly 20

You also could have opened the door beforehand.

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stevenN659 24

and let everyone else bask in your glory? i think not. haha

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robbiemad 7

Always poop before an interview or a meeting!! Then if you fart it won't stink. At least for most.

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nonsensical 26

Is that really how it works?? Why am I learning this just now??! Time to put it to the test...

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_Adog2645 24

OH MY GOD! YOU PREFORMED A NORMAL BODILY FUNCTION?! YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET ANOTHER JOB AGAIN! But seriously, why would that keep you from getting the job? Everyone farts. You just did it at a pretty bad time...

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corky1992 33

Because its not only rude but unprofessional? Professionalism at an interview is a must!

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MandieL 27

You've never had one slip out? Or such bad pressure that it hurt to keep it in. Sometimes it happens. At least OP tried to do it while the interviewer wasn't in the room.

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