By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:42 - United States

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
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FYLDeep 25

I know you might thinking it's the way to go now, but suicide is never the right option.

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honeybee366 0

lol. that's creepy...but very funny. did he at least have a ring?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Fail^. are you sure it was mud and not brown sugar? because I would love a sugar daddy, I can't get enough of the stuff

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schwancy 2

Dammit I was going to make a brown sugar comment, but they beat me to it.

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desigirl2010 0

At least you he doesn't have commitment issues. Probably because he doesn't have much time left. I like how I type everything out carefully because I'm afraid of grammar Nazis. Or maybe I'm afraid because I secretly am one. Dun dun dunnnn.

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desigirl2010 0

^minus the 'you'. Yes I get the irony of my comment.

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DrAwesome 6

Hey, do you get the irony of your- Oh. Never mind. *sneaks back out of the Interwebz*

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desigirl2010 0

lol. interwebz = tubes n pipes.

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sarinasusu 2

Haha! At least that guys "up to date"

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Lucidium 0

Don't mess with Jazmixer guys, he has a fully sick RX-8 bro.

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DocBastard 38

Desi, don't be afraid of us. The only people we really flame are those who adamantly argue for their right to spell incorrectly, have poor syntax, and ignore punctuation.

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docbrown_fml 0

to all grammar Nazis: have you ever noticed that the English language is very redundant and, while it has many rules regarding sentence structure and syntax, they essentially mean nothing in the days of text messages and emoticons?

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APurpleWaffle 0

Yes, but then again, try handing in a report to your proffesor which determines wether you pass or fail the course, and it reads: 'Dood this wun guy waz like toaly a jackaz and he like killd a buncha pplz cuz they waz jewz LOL whut a jackazz' Sometimes being a grammar nazi is a good thing. And yes, I've seen people type like that in actual reports for school. It's a sad day for the world when people whom speak like that are getting into college. I understand English is the hardest language to master, but at least learn the basics. For gods' sakes, a first grader has better grammar and spelling proficiency than some adults.

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Elizabeth123654 0

I applaud you, 60, for finally pointing out the fact that others have been mocking us with.

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Killersrage 5

Grammar nazis for the win!!!! :)

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JocelynKaulitz 28

More like dirty daddy.

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honeybee366 0

lol. that's creepy...but very funny. did he at least have a ring?

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paid2think 0

Amazing. Get the insurance ready.

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DrAwesome 6

Hey, beggars can't be choosers of beggars, amirite?

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magicalrubixdude 0

wrong website...

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amberbby69 6

Ooh, he's dirrrty ;)

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zemo999 0

what you mean is that the pix she posted is pretty..... gezzz this IS the Internet....

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tzecco 2

Hey, you're just the kind of woman he digs.

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FYLDeep 25

I know you might thinking it's the way to go now, but suicide is never the right option.

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