Work, Awkward and Health: Good question - FML

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By lady parts - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Bluff

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 28 October 2014 10:36

So did you get the grant?

EverVanity 20

Tuesday 28 October 2014 10:39

why would You Even do that? Even if you panicked you should be able to control yourself enough to not say stuff like that. you need to practice on that shit

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skepijohnson 11

Tuesday 28 October 2014 15:20

Did you get the grant

germanballs 8

Tuesday 28 October 2014 15:20

How did this one pass the selection?

Tsukiyomi 16

Tuesday 28 October 2014 15:55

What the what?

captainsmegma 12

Tuesday 28 October 2014 16:02

Yes they are!

yemeuh_fml 8

Tuesday 28 October 2014 16:32

Not

rocker_chick23 27

Tuesday 28 October 2014 16:50

I laughed at the mental image of this. I hope they understand that it was just anxiety.

nevermindthemind 18

Tuesday 28 October 2014 17:27

indeed they are

missyfiona89 28

Tuesday 28 October 2014 17:34

YDI for not being prepared for an obvious question that's bound to come up during an interview. I hope you didn't get the grant.

jeesh10 10

Tuesday 28 October 2014 18:19

Well you're not wrong

ostfaiz 18

Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:16

Don't worry Op, what u have said panickly was a Universal Truth ;)

jewelia13 12

Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:30

Panickly isn't a word - you're looking for "in a panicked way". :) (Sorry - I've been editing things and I guess I'm still in that mindset.)

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