Babysitter and Kids: Today, I babysat a four year-old kid, so his parents could go...

By Tara - 31/10/2008 07:06 - Sweden

Today, I babysat a four year-old kid, so his parents could go out to party. Once in bed, he yelled, "I want to go party!" After three or four times, I told him to go to sleep. Two hours later, he'd wet the bed, saying, "I told you I want to go potty!" FML

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By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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Bedtime story

By Hellau - 29/12/2008 10:56 - France

Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By AdoKitty - 11/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Redlands

Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl". Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML

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This boy

By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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By bastards - 05/06/2014 20:05 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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So pissed

By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 10:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was having trouble sleeping due to jet lag. I was finally sleepy and looking forward to a decent night of rest when my 4 year-old woke up and refused to stay in his room or try to rest. The next two hours involved him shouting at me, kicking me, and crying because he wanted Daddy, who is on a business trip. FML

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Emily84 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:39

It's stories like that that make me really glad that when I was a kid, my parents taught me to say "bathroom" instead of "potty."

ThorsSon 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:52

#3 is dead on... did you REALLY think a 4 year old was telling you he wanted to go party?

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katieatieay 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 17:57

poor kid. HIS life is ******.

Emily84 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:39

It's stories like that that make me really glad that when I was a kid, my parents taught me to say "bathroom" instead of "potty."

shepaintsmusic 6

Thursday 15 July 2010 15:30

ditto.

ThorsSon 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:52

#3 is dead on... did you REALLY think a 4 year old was telling you he wanted to go party?

Emma Marshall 19

Tuesday 14 August 2018 4:27

Well yeah if he knew his parents were going to a party...

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:40

Same with #4.... -.-

inlimbo11 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:07

you're dumb. deserved.

PKYAZ 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:55

hahahahahahaha that's the most ******* funny thing ever lol I mean it's weird that a 4 year old say I wanna go party he only wanted to go potty lol u told him to sleep lol he went potty in bed aint his fault lol =)

liljon3 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:47

lol. hahahaahahahhaahahha that sjokes

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 20:03

You guys she thought he wanted to go do what his parents were doing (partying) its understandable. But what I can't see is why the kid didn't just go by himself? And why "I want to go potty?" Why not "I need to go potty?" I realize hes 4 but still.