Goodbye Dreams By FML Videos - 14/10/2018 18:00 Keep chasing them! I agree, your life sucks 324 You deserved it 69 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML I agree, your life sucks 47 732 You deserved it 3 724
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 824 You deserved it 6 058
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 418 You deserved it 4 505
Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 194 You deserved it 3 901
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML I agree, your life sucks 33 751 You deserved it 2 392
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 479 You deserved it 4 082
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 779 You deserved it 6 502
Today, my girlfriend invited me over because her husband was going to work. That bastard picked the PERFECT day to have the stomach flu and call out of work to come back home. I had to hide in the closet naked with blue balls for three hours until he fell asleep so I could sneak out. FML I agree, your life sucks 114 You deserved it 1 605