Goodbye Dreams By FML Videos - 14/10/2018 18:00 Keep chasing them! I agree, your life sucks 324 You deserved it 71 Share Tweet Share
Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 986 You deserved it 14 365
Today, after nearly eight months of unemployment, I started a great new job. After seven and a half hours of work, my new boss comes up to tell me what a great job I was doing, but that he somehow forgot to clear the new hire with the company owner, so I'm fired. Hello, unemployment... again. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 896 You deserved it 2 189
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 089 You deserved it 224
Today, I found out I will always come in second to my new husband's alcoholic parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 925 You deserved it 152
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has secretly been conditioning me to get turned on by the smell of bananas. Guess whose new co-worker peels a nice, fragrant banana five times a day. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 738 You deserved it 3 344
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML I agree, your life sucks 32 181 You deserved it 10 054
Today, I thought I would spice things up a bit and rocked my man's world, but in the kitchen. Apparently, some of his cum must have got on the tiles because I slipped on it 15 minutes later. In doing so I smacked my head on the fridge.. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 204 You deserved it 679
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML I agree, your life sucks 1 853 You deserved it 205