By fatty - 17/11/2014 21:05 - United States - Gloucester

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
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devildog562 33

That's rude for family to do. Should repay them with stool softeners, cause they are shitty.

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Snowble11 13

Give them brochures for retirement homes for their birthday.

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devildog562 33

That's rude for family to do. Should repay them with stool softeners, cause they are shitty.

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_cameronkc_ 17

What the **** man, I swear you comment on every FML

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MrConcise 34

@5 - Maybe worry about yourself. I happen to appreciate that he puts in the effort to make interesting comments.

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imsoeffingbored 13

I was going to suggest penis enlargement pills

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badluckalex 23

12 is a hypocrite

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devildog562 33

Who isn't a hypocrite at least once in their life? I missed 1 fml once I think... Like my comments or don't but as long as I have the freedom to I will speak my mind, as should anyone else that chooses.

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Stazza11 27

I'd accept the pills, my fat ass needs all the help it can get haha. 113kg for the win.

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Im2Shy 16

I comment on quite a few FML'S also.....isn't that kinda why we're all here?!

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Im2Shy 16

I comment on quite a few as well...isn't that why we're all here?!

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theawkwardlife 21

Right with #28. If you don't want the pills, I'll take them! Happy birthday by the way! :D

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Steve95401 49

Why do they call them stools anyway? You can't sit on them.

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devildog562 33

You can sit on them... Those are called suppositories. It's always funny when someone else gets it.... Unless you're the one that has to stick it up their ass.

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skyjayq 10

I'm too lazy most the time I just like reading them and moving on cuz all I think to say is wow I agree that sucks

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princesspeachxox 18

Sorry that this doesn't have anything to do with the comment but I'm hoping op will see this: Do not use fat burner pills, even though it may be a joke from them and you have no intention to I just want you to know not to use them. Almost every fat burner pill has extremely bad ramifications, they can lead to blood thinning, arterial tears and heart problems. If you do ever decide to become healthier please don't use them or other health supplements like herbalife and isagenix. Eat your bmr recommended calories, 1ml of water per calorie eaten (on average should be 2000-2500) and exercise. But please don't use fat burner pills.

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AllieCat21 21

Have they tried talking to you about your weight before, or is this an out of the blue thing?

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_liam_72_ 10

Honestly, it doesn't matter. Either way they shouldn't have done that on OP's birthday. They probably just wanted to have a good time without being put down by their family.

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Eleora 19

First off... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :) Secondly... "Every inch of you is perfect, from the bottom to the top." Thirdly... Your parents are dicks. lol

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cherry_popper69 11

Clearly your comments are all about that bass

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Eleora 19

lol Yess! But people are asses and don't like it. haha

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PrincessCastiel 27

That's one way to drop a hint. Happy Birthday...? That is incredibly insensitive of them and it should only matter to you how you look & your desired weight. If you think you look beautiful how you are now, stay that way Gorgeous :)

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nyte_assassin1 11

Give it back to them for their birthday.

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detectivedipsiht 12

slightly better then just straight out calling you fat.. I guess

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devildog562 33

Inadvertently calling someone fat is just as rude. In my opinion, I'd rather them say shit to my face not be rude and evasive.

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lulinator 40

Yeah, because being passive aggressive is always fun.

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Snowble11 13

Give them brochures for retirement homes for their birthday.

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ThomasBombadil 31

Oh this is so good. Paybacks a bitch. I'd give you a couple of thumbs up if I could.

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Classy_Sassy_15 15

I like your comment #10 and op in sure if you did that they'll never give you the pills again

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Ichiya 29

Help them pick out a Cemetery plot too.

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fsomelife 26

Give them back to them for Christmas. And Happy Birthday! Best wishes from all of us here on FML :)

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