Got game

By ewww - 05/07/2020 17:01

Today, I went to visit my grandma at her old folks’ home. The soup she got for lunch was cold so I took it to the dining room to heat it up. As I put it in the microwave, a slow clap started behind me. I had to stand and wait for soup to heat while being wolf-whistled by a bunch of grandpas. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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Need a bib?

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 05:06 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

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Randy Mandy

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Today, I was eating lunch with my grandmother when a very muscular young man entered the restaurant. As soon as he walked in, my 70-year-old widowed grandmother looked at him and said, out loud, "Ooh, eye candy!" Everyone in the restaurant began staring at us, and the poor guy's face was red as a tomato. FML

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By NoThanksGrandma - 20/11/2011 07:37

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

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Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By loving grandaughter - 27/11/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML

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thelittlem 15

Sunday 5 July 2020 21:43

tell that to your daughter one day.

poolgirl789 6

Monday 6 July 2020 8:45

Plot twist: The soup was gazpacho and the slow clap was sarcasm

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 July 2020 18:13

Hey, now you have a target demographic! Learn some stripper moves and some probate law and you'll be on Easy Street in no time.

millsjoshua949 12

Sunday 5 July 2020 18:40

so??? They are lonely old men.

thelittlem 15

Sunday 5 July 2020 21:43

tell that to your daughter one day.

bloopaloop 27

Monday 6 July 2020 5:22

In this situation I will. My daughter will be more fun, more understanding of other people, and a lot more emotionally intelligent than to call this a real problem.

kfchicken 31

Wednesday 8 July 2020 7:08

so uncalled for cat calling is emotionally intelligent?

dragonladiesfire 19

Sunday 5 July 2020 20:32

If they were young handsome men, you may not have blinked an eye. Even though they may have made you feel uncomfortable, it could've been worse. The important part is that you did something nice for your grandma and I'm sure she appreciated it.

Jaymail 18

Sunday 5 July 2020 20:41

Enjoy it now. God willing some day you’ll be my age (66). And then the wolf whistles and ogling won’t happen anymore. Most of the men there are unable to do anything anymore but enjoy the sights. Viagra or no Viagra. Geritol or no Geritol.

lovelyhippos 15

Sunday 5 July 2020 23:15

File a harassment report with the home your grandma lives in as well as with the police. The police probably wont do anything about it but it at least leaves a paper trail if you need it someday.

brenniman 10

Monday 6 July 2020 2:05

#15 Seriously? Call the cops because some harmless old grand fathers whistled at her? That's more than extreme under those harmless circumstances and even the cops would find that to bawl about it and make them waste precious time over it to be sissy like and over done.

lovelyhippos 15

Monday 6 July 2020 2:27

LOL. Literally takes a 10 minute phone call to the non emergency line to report harassment. As her grandma lives in that home, she probably would like to visit her without being harassed. Obviously you've never been in an uncomfortable situation like that and WHY THE **** WOULD YOU WANT HER TO HAVE TO POSSIBLY GO THROUGH THIS EVERY TIME SHE VISITS HER GRANDMOTHER YOU PILLOCK?

princess_stabitty 20

Monday 6 July 2020 4:00

Just because they look harmless, doesn't mean they are harmless. The same way their age doesn't mean they should be left off the hook for behaving in a disgusting way.

bloopaloop 27

Monday 6 July 2020 5:19

Nope. This is horrible reason to call the police. You’re a creator of problems where they don’t exist.

Sonotsuave 35

Monday 6 July 2020 5:49

I’m sorry for that discomfort & I personally don’t agree with a lot of the comments. I don’t believe in taking extreme action against such old men but also that doesn’t mean you have to tolerate it or that it’s flattering or no big deal. You can voice your discomfort and make it clear to them or the facility you don’t want that kind of attention.