Gottem

By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 21:07 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML
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kurodansei 16

He figured if he scared you to death you'd never leave work.

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Welshite 39

That's ok. He's just getting you prepared for the zombie apocalypse. I'm sorry to say that your chances of surviving are slim at this point.

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euphoricness 28

You should kick his balls in half!

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mfischer 17

I'm confused. Do you mean that OP should kick each ******** in half, or simply cleave the scrotum? Either seems like a fair amount of overkill for a prank.

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IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7

At least his prank was appropriate. Graveyard shift + Grim Reaper = perfect.

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ballerboy20 8

brings new meaning to the phrase "deathly afraid"

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Garrett2818 21

Hahaha that's awesome your boss is hilarious

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keirissleepy 10

its time for you to plan a revenge prank, something that you both will never forget

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rhatfield177 1

you could say he was trying to piss u off

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LatvianPride 16

I could see this being an illustrated FML.

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feelingold 18

as long as Noone illustrates that "I crapped so much I couldn't feel my asshole" one I'm happy.

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alfalfalaffa 17

You must have been rather grim after that reaping.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

That's a thousand times better than working somewhere actually haunted. Nothing is worse than working nights in a haunted building.

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Steve95401 49

Ar least he didn't make you promise to love him forever.

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