Creepypasta, Pranks, Scary and Work: Gottem

Gottem

By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 21:07 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 15:47 - United States - Cabot

Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 00:11 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

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By :( - 06/06/2013 23:37 - United States

Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 14:01

Today, I found out that a guy who works overnights had secretly been videotaping me singing and dancing to my favorite songs while I worked my own graveyard shift. My new nickname at work is 'Prancy'. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 12:01 - Israel

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By keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

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By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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By shite - 10/01/2014 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2012 02:22 - United States

Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML

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By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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kurodansei 16

Monday 5 May 2014 1:48

He figured if he scared you to death you'd never leave work.

Welshite 39

Monday 5 May 2014 1:48

That's ok. He's just getting you prepared for the zombie apocalypse. I'm sorry to say that your chances of surviving are slim at this point.

Comments

weveallbeenthere 30

Monday 5 May 2014 5:25

sounds like a fun boss.

nopasanada 3

Monday 5 May 2014 5:32

hahaha your boss has a nice sense of humor

ishchandan 14

Monday 5 May 2014 5:45

Hey, look at the bright side, at least you didn't shit your pants... FYL in a good way.

KatyLarae 13

Monday 5 May 2014 5:54

What hotel has a graveyard?

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 6 May 2014 8:06

See #53

HaiEthan 5

Monday 5 May 2014 5:58

Atleast he's got a sense of humor.

titibug823 11

Monday 5 May 2014 6:51

Perhaps use the laundry room to wash you pants, then find something temporary to wear in the mean time.

chenjitong1997 15

Monday 5 May 2014 7:21

At least it boss has a sense of humor! He should be pretty easy to get along and make him happy! Good luck with the job

trell000 13

Monday 5 May 2014 7:55

Not if he manages to get juggernaut and pack-a-punches a blundergat.

KimSunny 8

Monday 5 May 2014 8:30

At least you're not the only one? Now you'll have something to laugh about with your other colleagues!

123edud 6

Monday 5 May 2014 9:40

He's gonna end up getting stabbed or shot if he does it to the wrong person.

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