Great prank, thanks

By Eashy - 24/05/2017 14:15

Today, I had to rush to the airport to catch a flight to California for my sister's wedding. On my way out, my roommate gave me his neck pillow for comfort. Turns out the pillow was filled with weed, and I was arrested while going through security. I missed my sister's wedding. FML
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Eashy tells us more.

Eashy 16

Haha this actually got posted! Hey guys I'm the OP and just want to fill in some extra information. So I woke up 20 minutes later then I wanted to, so I just rushed to get ready and get my carry-on items together, as my luggage was packed. I had no idea my roommate used or had drugs in our shared apartment, so I graciacly accepted the pillow for my flight. After going through Security, I was stopped and arrested for drug possession, but ended up getting out later from a drug bust in my apartment, where they caught my room mate growing weed in his small closet. Again, I've never smelled or seen him smoking, so I had no idea he was a user. He also confessed that he was the one who put the drugs in my neck pillow, and they did believe him, arresting him aswell. No, I did not get any major marks on my record, but I'm still going to court for a follow up for the police to be sure im completely innocent. As for the moment, I've been asked to stay at home so that the cops can easily find me if needed, so I guess I'll have to survive of anything in my house for about a week. Again, thanks for publishing this. Ill be happy to awnser any questions you guys have :)

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

Your roommate is an absolute ********. Hope you won't get a record.

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Eashy 16

It was a zipped tight bag, and when I got it I put it in my carry-on back back immediately, so I couldn't smell it at all. I still don't know why he put all that in there, it was not filled, but there were grams stuffed in random parts of the stuffing. Hope that clears things up -OP

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

Your roommate is an absolute ********. Hope you won't get a record.

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Lobby_Bee 17

I have a need, the need for weed. Yeeeeaaahhhhhh!

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sweetbliss3 37

okay but why? if I'm a pothead, there's no way I'm giving anyone my weed, especially if I wasn't getting it back. and if I'm doing a prank, there's no way I'm doing it if I can't see the end result. I don't believe this post, mainly because no one's going to buy their shit and then just get rid of it. also, if it was "filled" you'd be able to smell it.

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Eashy 16

It was a zipped tight bag, and when I got it I put it in my carry-on back back immediately, so I couldn't smell it at all. I still don't know why he put all that in there, it was not filled, but there were grams stuffed in random parts of the stuffing. Hope that clears things up -OP

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Eashy 16

Haha this actually got posted! Hey guys I'm the OP and just want to fill in some extra information. So I woke up 20 minutes later then I wanted to, so I just rushed to get ready and get my carry-on items together, as my luggage was packed. I had no idea my roommate used or had drugs in our shared apartment, so I graciacly accepted the pillow for my flight. After going through Security, I was stopped and arrested for drug possession, but ended up getting out later from a drug bust in my apartment, where they caught my room mate growing weed in his small closet. Again, I've never smelled or seen him smoking, so I had no idea he was a user. He also confessed that he was the one who put the drugs in my neck pillow, and they did believe him, arresting him aswell. No, I did not get any major marks on my record, but I'm still going to court for a follow up for the police to be sure im completely innocent. As for the moment, I've been asked to stay at home so that the cops can easily find me if needed, so I guess I'll have to survive of anything in my house for about a week. Again, thanks for publishing this. Ill be happy to awnser any questions you guys have :)

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Eashy 16

Also, my sister understood my situation, and was sad I wouldn't be there, but she didn't blame me for anything.

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Cali 54

What a crazy situation. Thanks for the follow-up!

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Arokthis 21

Did you at least make the attempt to beat the shit out of him? Did he have the grace to let you?

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Eashy 16

I wanted to beat him senseless, but I couldn't from all the police. So I didn't get a chance too :p

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Eashy 16

Unfortunately, no I did not get the chance to, but on the bright side I can get even by selling his stuff for a nice wedding gift for my sister :) Joking haha.

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RichardPencil 30

There were probably too many guests scheduled to attend the wedding and you got weeded out.

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cbchawks 14

why in general would you want to bring weed into California? I see zero logic

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cbchawks 14

ah, the further I read, makes sense just a few baggies.

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Eashy 16

I didn't want to bring any drugs with me at all. My roommate put them in there for a reason I don't know.

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vandj8 9

This is hilarious. They should make it into a movie. Sucks though that you had to miss the wedding.

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Spooly 2

Sorry to hear you missed the wedding OP. Hopefully everything works out for you since your roommate confessed

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Mike3258 18

Well I mean if you have work.. go to work. let them know about that. and go shopping if you need to. you're not on house arrest

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fsr1967 9

Clearly your roommate thought you said you were late for a *weeding*, not a *wedding*.

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