We could be heroes

By Anonymous - 10/09/2020 14:01

Today, as an Ambulance Technician, I dealt with a man who had too much LSD. He urinated on my boot and spat on me multiple times, thinking he had dragons in his mouth. I put a mask on him and he took it off so "the dragons could escape." My wage is lower than if I were working in a supermarket. FML
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Rusty Armstrong 13

I hung out with some ambulance drivers while we were taking an inmate to a hospital. the inmate was making more at his work release job than they were. I felt too bad for them to tell them how much I was making. as expensive as an ambulance ride is, they really shouldn't screw over their emts. They literally save lives on the regular

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Charlie Given 26

I thank you for your work but that kind of job sucks and places like Target and Meijer start at like $20 an hour maybe it's time for a career change you'll still have to put up with assholes but a lot less of it

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RichardPencil 30

You can always get a job in retail where the customers are much more rational and polite.

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jfigley 5

What the hell retail jobs have you had? You are lucky unless you are full of shit...

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juggalo2 20

Why haven't you applied for a supermarket?

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BLVCK_DVDDY 7

Sorry but I’m an EMT and it’s the job we signed up for. YDI for the fact that you can’t expect to deal with normal people in EMS

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Chelsea Schattner 9

Yes but they should get paid to their skill level. My 15min ride in an ambulance that only required the emt to jot down my info cost $2,500.00 and yet the emt only gets paid $12hr. That's straight up BS.

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Rusty Armstrong 13

I hung out with some ambulance drivers while we were taking an inmate to a hospital. the inmate was making more at his work release job than they were. I felt too bad for them to tell them how much I was making. as expensive as an ambulance ride is, they really shouldn't screw over their emts. They literally save lives on the regular

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