Great work, son

By firestar772 - 12/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML
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rg350dx 29

That kid is an evil genius.

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fareith 15

Seems like a great excuse to leave him there and have a quiet night!

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poetrywriter12 6

Why didn't he just hide in an obvious place and hope you didn't see him like a smart kid!

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Chellybelly92 14

To be honest you have to give the kid some credit. He didn't want to leave and what do people do when they don't want something leaving from somewhere, they superglue it. He's young and used reasonable thinking. Grant it, it's not well thought out but he's 6.

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football98_fml 20

what a clever child, but im just curious to know how thats gonna do any help

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Dave_Davington 33

Well, you have to admit, he is a crafty little bugger.

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avapaige1234 19

Take him away with the chair and leave him inside his room. That way he won't be able to escape.

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CaptMurdock 25

What ever happened to just hiding from your parents? Kids these days are so extreme.

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LennyComa 39

Some guy in England did that in the Jobcentre....He did it in protest to benefits cut's though, Your Kid is ******* awesome for doing that, give him a cookie and enjoy using that story in years to come to embarrass him with.

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TheDrifter 23

Good idea, set a cookie just out of reach of his mouth and watch him struggle to free his hands. Hours of entertainment.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

looks like you got a new kitchen table OP

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gordogirls 4

I hope u dont mean they should buy the people a new table. Id be hard pressed to help out a person stupid enough to have super glue around young children and Id be sending them the medical expense bill!!

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rmoman007 7

Just take the kid and the table lol

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dancinwookie 21

That's what I was gonna say. That'll show that lil shit you mean business!

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dancinwookie 21

PS. OP, nailpolish remover; it weakens the bond of the super glue. You can get any body part unglued, skin intact, with a little remover and patience.

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my_name_is_earl 9

Pull his hands off the table like band aids and there's his punishment.. Who needs fingerprints anyway?

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