Kids: Great work, son

Great work, son

By firestar772 - 12/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML

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By why the fuck would you do that - 25/02/2013 02:57 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2023 15:00

Today, one of my kids thought it would be funny to superglue me to my armchair while I was asleep, except they’re idiots who used way too much. I am now fused to the cushions and had to call an ambulance. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 16:12 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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Worst babysitter ever

By shira512 - 10/08/2012 23:59 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML

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By Nickel - 01/06/2017 04:00

Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML

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rg350dx 29

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:14

That kid is an evil genius.

fareith 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:17

Seems like a great excuse to leave him there and have a quiet night!

Comments

drewski50 6

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:41

Who's the idiot that left super glue lying around for a 6 year old?!

TwiztedYuri 9

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:47

dedication

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:53

I'd rip the kids hands off the table yeah he may cry from the pain but maybe he think next time

ItsAnanya 25

Wednesday 12 June 2013 19:13

When I was a kid, I loved to visit my cousin sister and just like your kid I obviously didnt want to leave. During one of those visits my sister and I found a tube of super glue and decided to glue both our hands together so that my mum doesn't have to take me home. My mum never told me we could use acetone to get it off and we ended up ripping our skin trying to get it off. Never Again.

goose12321 11

Wednesday 12 June 2013 19:44

Go and come back with a saw (as a joke obviously)

fieldhockeygal97 19

Wednesday 12 June 2013 19:58

Smart kid

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 12 June 2013 20:20

Why was he able to get super glue? Maybe he shouldn't go over there anymore if there house isn't child proof.

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 12 June 2013 22:47

I day don't child proof anything after the child can walk and talk in sentences. Darwinian child rearing, they will make mistakes, learn from them and grow up with better stories than "I tripped over the coffee table once, but it's ok, it was padded."

gordogirls 4

Saturday 15 June 2013 4:28

Yeah 78, cuz it would be a pretty cool story to say 'haha I went blind cuz i rubbed my eye with super glue on my hand' or 'im paralyzed because I fell down a flight of stairs cuz I could walk and talk!' I hope you never reproduce!

Ozzien 26

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:03

It seems he's a little attached...

Kc1001 14

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:15

That's when you ask how the hell he got the superglue other mom?

ginawater19 13

Wednesday 12 June 2013 23:03

I wonder how he managed to glue his other hand while the other was already glued down... Interesting...

brittyed 11

Thursday 13 June 2013 1:01

Um, he could have put the glue on the table first, smearing it wide enough that it would fit both of his hands, then placed both of his hands on the area.