Gross and Transportation: Grrrrrroooooooooss

Grrrrrroooooooooss

By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 513

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By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 339

You deserved it 2 906

By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 030

You deserved it 3 108

By fuckingfloridahowihatethee - 26/04/2014 19:55 - United States - Punta Gorda

Today, I was taking the bus to work, when a man sat down beside me. The guy was nuttier than Ron Jeremy's ballsack, and had a face like a shovel and the worst meth mouth I've ever seen. I had to sit there for ages while he frantically muttered to himself and picked at my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 426

You deserved it 5 406

By imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

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You deserved it 3 101

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 825

You deserved it 2 669

By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 059

You deserved it 5 780

By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 366

You deserved it 7 861

By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 475

You deserved it 5 323

By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 070

You deserved it 10 143

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By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 948

You deserved it 2 597

bigbadtim 7

Monday 21 November 2011 18:53

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

TheRealBrianGrif 7

Monday 21 November 2011 18:49

Open wide?

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crimsonlover4 31

Monday 21 November 2011 19:29

Oh DAMN-druff; fyl OP and F that man's life as well!

lifeisbullshiz 3

Monday 21 November 2011 19:34

ewww I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!

MissMae93 23

Tuesday 22 November 2011 15:52

You're late by about 5 comments..

sheethapins 13

Monday 21 November 2011 19:51

Make druff angels!

SuperKnuckels 6

Monday 21 November 2011 20:03

i didnt know that it snows in Texas. xD

sinking_fish 12

Monday 21 November 2011 20:46

It flurries sometimes! :p

Sarah81497 3

Monday 21 November 2011 20:04

did u die (I'm kidding, people.)

sinking_fish 12

Monday 21 November 2011 20:48

Yes. OP died and then came and wrote an FML. (not kidding, people -.-)

PopRocks14 0

Monday 21 November 2011 23:32

36's Sad attempt at trying to be funny

trollfaced 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 7:48

You think you're funny too?

ragnarokkkk 0

Monday 21 November 2011 20:08

Yum.

bad_chiquita 5

Monday 21 November 2011 20:21

Forever unclean.

Migster 0

Monday 21 November 2011 20:38

I wonder how many more jokes about snow will be posted to this FML...

PElexander 5

Monday 21 November 2011 20:46

Too many probably.

Shleebs 12

Tuesday 22 November 2011 7:27

So far, I've counted two.

scatch 5

Monday 21 November 2011 20:48

Eeeewwwwwww

D37H100 5

Monday 21 November 2011 20:51

Let it snow.

sakforduc 0

Monday 21 November 2011 21:20

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Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML

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Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML

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Today, I took an extra Xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

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Today, I’m so broken and poor that I look forward towards my one free meal in my shelter just so I can have a conversation with people and act like I’m happy, and see another smile. I wish I could have more. FML

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Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML

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Today, I live near the bottom of a hill, where there's a curve and I'm seriously considering moving, because someone drove through my garage into the ravine. Insurance says they don't cover "Acts of God." FML

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Today, after a year and a half of sticking to my new wife’s “no-sex-before marriage” rule while we dated, she brushed me off while I tried to consummate the marriage. Apparently, she’s not ready to have kids yet and “semen will get the sheets dirty.” Guess I’ll be jerking it on my honeymoon. FML

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