Guess the FML By Louis - 21/04/2017 21:30 So, can you figure out what happens next? I agree, your life sucks 594 You deserved it 153 Share Tweet Share
Today, on the eighth day of my diet, I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone put a Snickers bar on the table. "God, I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 350 You deserved it 8 250
Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 666 You deserved it 3 982
Today, I found out that people in the apartment to the left, in the one to the right and in the one above mine all tested positive for Covid, a week ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 924 You deserved it 132
Today, it seems to have got to the point where I take fleas off my cat so often that I now have dreams about finding the biggest and most perfect flea. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 895 You deserved it 10 164
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 654 You deserved it 5 716
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 500 You deserved it 2 387
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 135 You deserved it 3 015
Today, while working in a blood drawing clinic, a mom sat in the chair holding her 4-year-old child, who kicked me square in the groin. Being a heavyset lady, I shrugged it off and collected the sample, while the child screamed, "Kicking worked on the last man that did this!" FML I agree, your life sucks 3 886 You deserved it 397