Pranks and Geek: Gullible

Gullible

By anonymous - 25/06/2013 06:12 - United States - Cloquet

Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 173

You deserved it 9 660

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By My friend is not Einstein - 13/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I was talking with a friend and somehow the topic of Albert Einstein popped up. He started referring to Einstein as American and I laughed. I then realized he was serious. My IQ has dropped even further from Einstein's as a result of this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 322

You deserved it 187

What the…?

By lordoftheweird - 29/07/2021 10:59

Today, because no one else was willing to, I had to explain to my uncle that he's white, that I'm not his grandfather, and that he's mentally challenged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 847

You deserved it 116

Why are you like this?

By Bea - 11/07/2021 17:59 - Brazil - Sao Paulo

Today, thinking it would be funny I tried tricking my boyfriend into thinking my grandparents were cousins, and that I was the product of incest. This would have been a great prank, if he hadn't have said, "You know what? That actually makes sense. It all makes sense now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 271

You deserved it 1 519

By Anonyme - 02/09/2015 04:21 - France - Mitry-mory

Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 172

You deserved it 7 755

Open to interpretation

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 06:11 - Belgium

Today, I found out why my ex of three years started an argument with me that quickly lead to our break-up. He said he would be talking to people of a different race to make life "easier." I should've seen the fact that he dislikes our own race from prior conversations. He ended up getting into a relationship two months later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 459

You deserved it 292

By Razz - 15/07/2015 22:02 - Australia - Lilydale

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 507

You deserved it 3 391

By Tennisplayer - 10/02/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 188

You deserved it 44 187

By thanks babe - 06/10/2014 23:47 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 058

You deserved it 4 619

By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 617

You deserved it 23 876

By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 19:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 303

You deserved it 3 957

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:46

You think THAT'S bad, once I convinced an entire online community that I was actually a doctor.

JoshTheMaggot 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:44

Is this the same couple as the last fml like this? Either way he needs to educate himself.

Comments

FRB 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:20

yadanax 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:23

Isn't he German?

rhapsodys 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:51

No, he's actually Indian.

LissaMccracken 23

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:51

Wow.

underthesea12 24

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:26

ydi for dating a dumbass!

Ryodin 11

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:29

Why is he allowed to vote -_-

Grauncho 27

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:45

Now try to convince him you're black and am sporting the white face to be accepted by his family. See if he'll start going around bragging that he's tapping a black chick.

Angie9443 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:47

FAKE

154rct 7

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:07

I call bullshit

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:10

Is it just me, or do most of the stupid/thoughtless boyfriends on here usually refer to their girlfriends as "babe"?

jer_36 10

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:11

I dont think this because of his "competitive nature." You're being too nice about him

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:16

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's penis. :P (Sorry, triggered this old joke) Btw sounds like your boyfriend was bored too.