Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

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thinkPlNK 0

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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I_am_original 1

Its ok, my girlfriend just tried telling me a few days ago that chuck norris didnt exist. Fortunately she realized how stupid that was and started laughing or i might have had to end things. Chuck Norris ftw

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AquaKoala 0

Your girlfriend is stupid.

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luciferhekuma 2

Then she should be your ex-girlfriend instead of your girlfriend. Do you really want to waste your time with someone who thinks that a seahorse is a mythical beast?

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dearandy 0

are you implying that unicorns ARENT REAL?!

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Nerdfightersrule 11

Your girlfriend is an idiot! Unicorns exist! Oh, and seahorses do too I guess. But especially unicorns. I named mine Frank. She is quite nice.

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ChicaChica5683 0

YDI because at some point you thought dating her was a good idea...

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still_guns 16

If there were other people about, I hope they went along not long after and mocked her over how her brain is just a myth and exists only in fiction

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ManiPaul 6

Umm, you should get out before she drags you down to her level of edumacation...

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WillN210 7

so if she openly did it, wouldn't it be on her?

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