Animals: Gullible

Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

thinkPlNK 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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OhSoBashful 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 23:25

Sea horses are real idiots

nate134 0

Friday 10 February 2012 3:32

I would have proceeded to say unicorns are like your brain, they both do not exist.

dws1112 0

Friday 10 February 2012 5:11

Candygirl720 6

Friday 10 February 2012 5:35

She's a blonde isn't she?

toothimp 4

Friday 10 February 2012 6:20

This is proof why good looking chicks aren't the best girlfriends...

whitperky 0

Friday 10 February 2012 15:32

Why are you dating that jdiot?

spence1322 6

Friday 10 February 2012 18:08

is your girlfriend blonde?

ApocalypseKJ 2

Friday 10 February 2012 23:24

She's special... She needs to read up on her marine biology...

MissOlivia21 1

Saturday 11 February 2012 11:50

Haha this is like the BEST fml EVER:)

adiatomic 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 15:24

How did she react when she figured out that sea horses are real ????

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Today, I've been being harassed by a collections office for over a month. Every time I try to call them back, no answer. My bank froze my accounts over it. I finally got an answer today. Not only did they have the wrong person, but I have no idea who the claimant is. The bank knows, but my accounts are still frozen. FML

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Today, a mother wrote me a $130 check for babysitting her four kids for a few hours. Trying to be gracious, I said, "Wow, thank you, this is very generous!" She thought for a minute, then said, "You're right." She took the check back, ripped it up, and wrote me a new one for $55. FML

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