Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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i_live2fly 0

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

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steakpak 0

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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ZeroIce 12

Fallout 3 with raiders... Walk away now

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anna15243 6

your brother should be put in an insane asylum. he sounds creepy homicidal suicidal and just plain ******* stupid! who would do that to such an innocent creature of God?

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White_Knightspc 0

He should've had a V8... O.O,

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rubberduckie94 13

either get him help or start training him to only go after other killers like harry did with dexter

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antonia10 6

omg! sounds like your brither is a serial killer in the making. dont piss him off!

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JasonUSCG 0

Killing small animals is a early sign of a serial killer or socio-path .

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gyeriddick 0

Sorry to say, but your brother may be Michael myers

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bunnyshampoo13 4

how is that an FML for you?

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