By FML - 05/10/2014 23:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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martin8337 35

some people, especially methheads will steal anything just to get (not earn) a buck these days.

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AnOriginalName 19

It's a catnapping! Find the burglar right meow, kick his ass, and get your cat back. Kitting aside, that's ****** up if the burglar really did take your cat. Any possibility that your cat just ran off and is hanging out somewhere in the neighborhood?

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martin8337 35

some people, especially methheads will steal anything just to get (not earn) a buck these days.

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ktmla 14

Maybe the cat just ran away when the robbers came in. Ya never know, maybe it'll return in a few days..

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orbit 22

Maybe it will even find it's way back to the previous house, I've heard of a lot of cats doing that.

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junkman6 22

Stealing a cat is right up there with stealing a girlfriend. Way too much trouble for what it's worth! I bet they return it in a few days! :P

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Shiny_nickels 14

Sucks for them they just saved you a whole bunch of money on cat food and other things you should be happy OP!! :)

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Flowtastic 16

19 - even if that was meant to be sarcastic it was a very low class statement. I'm guessing you've never had a pet or something you've cared about...

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cliffibom 15

I think stealing a girlfriend in that same manner would be considered kidnapping

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cakefete2 30

In this case, the criminal is just a cat burglar.

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kristabelli 19

I'm sure the cat just ran away. It's really hard to catch a cat - I doubt a robber could have done it.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Unless the cat was friendly.

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TyVulo 10

Unnoticed at that.. Kitty shall come back

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Lepisma 38

Dang, that sucks. Sorry for your loss :/

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AnOriginalName 19

It's a catnapping! Find the burglar right meow, kick his ass, and get your cat back. Kitting aside, that's ****** up if the burglar really did take your cat. Any possibility that your cat just ran off and is hanging out somewhere in the neighborhood?

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MattM95 16

I agree with you on thinking it is still in the neighbourhood. If someone breaks into your house it is very possible for a pet to get scared and run away. Or the robbers can just be assholes.

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simplysarcastics 26

That is so horrible op! I know it may seem unlikely but I sincerely hope your cat makes it back! I remember someone kept my cat locked in for months he finally escaped and came back to me. I know it's not the same but I hope things get better, get an alarm if possible and it may be more easy for you to rent to own furniture. Good luck OP

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theheightofirony 5

@#5 I don't love cats, but it's still OP's pet and anyone would be upset if their pet got taken. OP most certainly doesn't deserve it.

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borntoperform 14

"Robbed" means that it was taken by force, so OP was there when her cat was taken. Whole new level of ****** up.

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Flowtastic 16

Quick definitions from WordNet (rob) ▸ verb: take something away by force or without the consent of the owner

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Enslaved 36

I believe #9 was trying to say the OP was robbed vs burglarized. Robbery means-- the victim must be present. That clears up those that think the cat ran off instead of being stolen as OP stated.

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smokecloud_ 37

Or it could be OP used the term incorrectly. I've had my home broken into while I wasn't there and told people I was robbed.

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somewizdom 15

Daily updated animal torture websites are your worst nightmare.

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WinterBlue42 22

Someone ever did that to my 16 year old cat, and I'd be opening a website dedicated to torturing them. Considering my extensive knowledge of human anatomy, I'm sure I could come up with some creative stuff. :'D Which is ****** up, I know. Anyways, I feel bad for the OP! :c I hope whoever stole the cat ends up getting the coldest karma possible.

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junkman6 22

I think 99% of humanity is more comfortable with human torture over animal torture. Kinda sad/scary when you think about it ain't it?

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imura 8

@18 amd that other 1% is the ones that feel like humans killing other humans (that do stupid shit like steal) is ok right?

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CaroAurelia 12

I'd join you. I watch Forensic Files and study serial killers, so I'm sure I've learned a few things.

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HairIsEverything 15

No #32, you have it backwards. The other 1% would be people who would rather see animals tortured than humans. Both of which are horrid and disgusting.

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sarah5745 41

That's seriously ****** up.. Why would anyone rob an innocent cat?

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ostfaiz 18

They took ur pussy! how mean

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