Animals: Hammy

Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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Saturday 6 June 2009 12:11

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

steakpak 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:21

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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biglizqotwf 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:29

your brother definitely needs help.

Boden 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 5:35

Okay wow, that's shocking.. Hide?

iFruit 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:44

How could he kill a cute little hamster? That's like stabbing your foot... kind of...

Guitarist45 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 6:12

wait, like a noose?!?!?!?! WTF!?!?!? I only saw one Halloween movie (and it sucked) but michael myers isnt the only one who started off killing animals. this one guy did and he killed 13 people.

urlifemaysuk 0

Monday 28 September 2009 0:44

awww poor hamster but why is everyone freaking on the kid!? he may have killed the hamster yes but they can get help for him. just because he did this doesn't mean he's going to become a psycopathic killer. yes it is important to keep an eye on him but do you think he's going to want to remember thiams all his life? no.

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 4:00

Not because it is an indication of being exceptionally mentally disturbed later in life, but because it is one of the prime indications. Almost every serial killer on the books had some documented history as a child of abusing animals or siblings.

mackenzie2323 5

Thursday 26 August 2010 8:09

The kill of the animal eventually isn't enough thrill or mental/sexual release, then they move onto bigger and better things, in cases like this usually humanes. I know people will read this and think the sexual release part is weird, but that's what generally happens in the persons mind, it turns them on