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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year-old woman. FML
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perdix 29

Don't listen to any of the above. Find a thrifty, bisexual lover who will appreciate you for being a two-fer. He/she will marvel at your manly 'stache while partaking of your womanly hoo-hah! Consider it a gift and work it!

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blankettt 0

I dont recall OP ever mentioning that she was single.

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MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

Wax it and quit complaining.

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gisellaa 0

Ewww , Buy Some NAIR ! ;)

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Slimma 20

Goodness... the answer, the remedy to this issue is so simple it is almost mind boggling. It's so revolutionary that it's a Nobel Prize sort of solution. SHAVE IT!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for eating food, having peripheral vision, and being part Sasquatch. At least you spelled "peripheral" correctly; not many people can.

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coolkidzrus 0

Wax or shave what a easy solution for this "FML" thanks for wasting of time.

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