Still mad about Toys R Us

By Frank - 19/11/2024 00:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, yet again I had to lie to a date about what I do for a living, because every time I tell someone the truth, that I work in private equity, they have some choice words about "people like me ruining things" and "ruining the housing prices." I feel like an evil James Bond or something. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Working in private equity is a lot like investment banking, but for smaller firms rather than banks. They're essentially vultures who focus on Venture Capital (investing in start-ups who aren't really ready to go public but need outside capital to grow), Growth Equity (companies who are successful but still need increased liquid assets to grow; Growth Equity investors look for a majority share long-term investment), and Buyouts (companies that are failing, either private or public, who need to be bought out to either improve operations or be liquidated/absorbed into similar companies). A lot of times, private equity firms are the cause of both the rise and fall of small to medium businesses and generally ruins lives all while earning huge profits for themselves.

Can we have some context for people who don't deal with finances?

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Just tell people something less embarrassing like being a dancer at a dive bar.

Can we have some context for people who don't deal with finances?

Working in private equity is a lot like investment banking, but for smaller firms rather than banks. They're essentially vultures who focus on Venture Capital (investing in start-ups who aren't really ready to go public but need outside capital to grow), Growth Equity (companies who are successful but still need increased liquid assets to grow; Growth Equity investors look for a majority share long-term investment), and Buyouts (companies that are failing, either private or public, who need to be bought out to either improve operations or be liquidated/absorbed into similar companies). A lot of times, private equity firms are the cause of both the rise and fall of small to medium businesses and generally ruins lives all while earning huge profits for themselves.

Oh please, an evil James Bond wouldn't sink that low. YDI for choosing an evil line of work.